There's something missing in our lives

Hi yop.... Have you ever realised that there are no menswear high street magazines for the average male fashion lulu without the budget of a real professional man? YOU HAVE????? wow me too...

So, for my final year project i'm creating one, yes sticky fingers and all... watch this space.

On another note, my friend is making a baby mag and needs to get pregnant to get a 1st, any takers would be great... need to be white (rich). her number is 07821314444 xoxo

Neck lice, twice as nice

I created a loverly necklace. I bought the pendants from a stamp market in Barcelona this Summer. €uro each, what a bargain...

Mary and Jesus would have wanted it this way

No, these aren't oldies

These took a time to get developed as Jessops don't understand the concept of old grainy photographs. Hazy Frames are fun. More to come eeeventually

World's best mum

I found this... its great. The mum wrote ....

"what can i say the sink was to high for them it was the perfect solution lol! There own little sink i think i made brushing ur teeth fun lol"

wow! well done mum... you're swell

Old Gem's

I was back at Peter's house a while back (Father) and I found a gem! An old 7000 Minolta SLR camera purchased by my Dad back in 1989, when i was a wee pup. Now, I know nothing about camera's as I have grown up with digital, take, upload and go. However, I set my self a goal to learn and appreciate this old craft of film and processing... I've processed an album already whilst in Dubai and the shots were grand, nice and grainy.  Now I'm experimenting with different ISO films (currently, if you must know, an Ilford XP2 super 400ISO) 

The slides above were created on such camera, bit shit quality but you get the idea.

I guess this is a bit of a reaction against the facebook generation, where the majority of pictures seem to be of people doing the same boring snaps of each other smiling in different locations and outfits. Like I wrote in an earlier post, photography is not fun at the moment. Camera's with film are great, they are authentic and unaltered, they are moments captured that are only revisited when the film is developed.... none of this "delete! i look like i have down's syndrome" before going through various photoshopping methods to make us all look like Paris Hilton. 

So yeh, I digress. Stop being so snap happy and enjoy taking photos yeh? There's no better feeling than the trickle of wee you get from the heart racing excitement of collecting your freshly developed snaps. Try it, its a hoot!

Hello Carnival!

Cluster up your fingers. I found these in some filthy mag, cant remember which one... very special, good if your fingers need working out. If I had strong fingers I would wear these.

Hello baby, baby i love you

I did nee realise that American Apparel did babies clothes! I think the pictures speak for themselves.... I am broooooooody, if i were 9 months old I would wear this and look hot, the other babies would have no shit on me.